Wednesday, 6 July 2016

100 Cool Whatsapp Status in English - Unique

      Cool Whatsapp Status in English 

1. I look at people sometimes and think... Really??? That’s the sperm that won.

2. When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.

3. I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something.

4. Diets are hard because I get hungry.

5. We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples.

6. Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.

7. God is really creative, I mean...just look at m!!!

. I'm not lazy, I'm just on my energy saving mode. 

9. Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time. 

10. Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem. 

Cool Status for Whatsapp in English

11. When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the… 

12. I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice. 

13. “F#%K It.” – my final thought before making most decisions. 

14. If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life. 

15. Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.

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